
Today we picked Homer Simpson. Here's Wednesday Wickedness!
I am not fan of The Simpsons, or South Park, or King of the Hill. Maybe i am just getting old, but the humor contained in those types of shows just does not appeal to me. However, that does not mean i cannot post my thoughts on Homer's quotes and the questions posed by the originator of this meme, Janera Jepson. So, without further ado...
1. “Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.”
What was the last thing that you weaseled out of?
2. "If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!"
What was the last thing that caught your eye that you stopped for?

3. “You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.”
When was the last time that you blamed yourself?

4. “Here's to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.”
Does alcohol play an important role in your life?
I used to think that it didn't anymore... but i am finding ghosts and whispers continue to haunt me from my youth and my experiences there. And not from personal use, but from exposure to those who did imbibe excessively.
5. “All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.”
Would you ever donate a kidney or another organ to someone?
I don't know... that might sound odd, and/or insensitive... but i really don't know. I think it would have a lot to do with who it is, how do i know them, and my current health/situation. After i pass away all bets are off. I am sure i will not mind anymore. Recently i blogged about how my oldest has been dealing with the loss of a classmate. I know his parents had a hard time, but they signed a donor card - this potentially saved the lives of several other people. What an amazing ability to reach out and help others.
6. “Bart, you're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing!”
Have you ever thought you were a butt-kisser?
I would like to answer, NEVER, but to be completely honest i am pretty sure i kissed up to some superior at some point in time. Over all do i consider myself a 'butt-kisser'? No, i prefer to be up front with my bosses, etc. and be myself. But, i also prefer to "not bite the hand that feeds me" either.
7. “Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact.”
What do you consider rock 'n roll perfection?

8.“Hey, he's not happy at all! He lied to us through song! I HATE when people do that!”
How seriously do you take an artist's lyrics?

9. “If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.”
What was the last thing that you did despite the fact that it was hard?
Last night/this morning/this afternoon... it's called life. "“Because you have listened to the voice of your wife and have eaten of the tree of which I commanded you, ‘You shall not eat of it,’ cursed is the ground because of you; in pain you shall eat of it all the days of your life; thorns and thistles it shall bring forth for you; and you shall eat the plants of the field. By the sweat of your face you shall eat bread, till you return to the ground, for out of it you were taken; for you are dust, and to dust you shall return.” (Gen 3:17-19, ESV) Some may have it easier than others, but ultimately, if it is easy it isn't worth holding on too.
10. “The Internet? Is that thing still around?”
Can you imagine being in a time without the internet?

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